Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Happy Holidays From FALLDEUCES!!!!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Let's talk about Kelz

R. Kelly walks into the Cook County Criminal Courts Building in Chicago on Thursday morning. He was threatened with arrest after missing his court date yesterday. (Tribune photo by Chuck Berman / December 20, 2007)
Mr. Robert Kelly A.K.A. R. Kelly has been dodging the judge. His tour bus was allegedly pulled over by Utah State Troopers for speeding. That is what caused him from not attending Wednesdays hearing in Chicago. He is really going around this one. He better not be guilty!!!!... I saw the sex tape and it looks like him. The way I see it a child pornographer is a child pornographer and I am fully against violating the kids! Yo.... Kelz if you have a problem and can't restrain yourself from touching the kids.....Get help. Its not funny and it's not right. I don't give a damn how many hits you have made.


Monday, December 17, 2007

Ladies in Free ALLNIGHT!!!!

For real, I know that the spirit of Jealously can hit anyone but really...'Don't be hatin on the hunnies'.
Read On

Roy Den Hollander has sued clubs including Lotus and the China Club in NYC, saying he was discriminated against by ladies' nights, which offer women free or discounted admission and drinks.

Deborah Swindells Donovan, a lawyer for Lotus, called the lawsuit frivolous in papers filed Friday in U.S. District Court.

She wrote that if his "ill-conceived theory is applied to restaurants, then 'early bird' specials for the elderly or promotions allowing children to eat free would be discriminatory on the basis of age."

Vanessa R. Elliott, a lawyer representing the club AER Lounge, said in court papers Friday that nightclubs recognize that men might not want to visit the clubs if they fail to attract enough women.

"Under this theory, male customers may actually benefit from ladies' nights in other ways and be encouraged to attend the club on those nights," she wrote.(

This is crazy!!

For the men that are suing or getting ready to call one of those 'ambulance chasers' don't waste your time!!

Get a life, and remember if you do love the ladies you should be glad that you don't have to pay for them to get in! Or better yet, you didn't have to buy them a 'drank'....But for those that don't really think that the girl in free thing is cool, then go to another club..( maybe the Cuma Cuma Cuma Chameleon)

Patch and Bau

Sunday, December 16, 2007


I must say, I was drawn to all the commercials and went to see 'I am Legend'. The movie was really good....Not to give it away, but Will Smith is all alone in NYC and he is giving you all he's got....(something for the ladies too :0)

The movie made me think..What if I had to be in the world all alone? Would I want to live? What would be the real reason for living?
Tell me what you think!

Patch and Bau

Friday, December 14, 2007

The Face of a Snitch!

The man who provided prosecutors most of the information that led to Michael Vick's downfall was sentenced to two months in prison Friday for his role in the NFL star's dogfighting ring.

I am not saying dogfighting is right, but damn you didn't have to be a tattle tale man!

I am saying this because if it wasn't Micheal Vick's dogfighting 'Parlor', he probably would't have said anything. But here it comes.....You Suck!

Patch and Bau

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Reality T.V.

Really, this sh@# sucks! I know that 'Reality T.V.' has to have something interesting but how do you like that 'over acting natural'? It's worse than watching the worst movie you ever saw...

How do you feel?

Patch and Bau

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Not Ike!!!

Ike Turner, the musician, bandleader, talent scout and record producer best known for his work with former wife Tina Turner, died at his home on Wednesday (December 12), according to The Associated Press. He was 76.

Patch and Bau

Monday, December 10, 2007

Michael Vick is Unfairly Sentenced........

Michael Vick has been sentenced to 23 months in Prison for his role in a Dogfighting Conspiracy. That is Bull #$%!. There are real criminals walking these streets that get less time! Could this be a race issue? Why do black men always get the most sentencing and the worst hand? I am not saying he was right for dogfighting, but Damn!!!!!!! 23 months?????? There are black men being shot and killed on a regular basis for misunderstandings! Are those mistakes? Or is this a modern day Genocide?


Saturday, December 8, 2007

You Already Know!!!!

Floyd Mayweather Jr., left, knocks out Ricky Hatton, of Great Britain, in the 10th round of their WBC welterweight boxing title fight at the MGM Grand hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007.

They were there too...

Patch and Bau

Thursday, December 6, 2007


People who knew Hawkins say he was an "introverted troubled young man."

Though the first widely released picture of the gunman shows a mop-topped teen, Wednesday, he wore a military-style haircut and black outfit, witnesses said.

This is the guy that went into a Omaha Mall and killed 9 people...

My only question is why???

The weapon that was used was an AK-47 assault weapon. We believe that Hawkins obtained the firearm from his stepfather. We believe that Robert Hawkins stole the firearm. It had been stored at his father's," Warren said. Authorities are not yet sure whether the weapon was legally owned.

The shooting had concluded by the time officers arrived on the scene, Warren said.

The Westroads mall was closed today.(

Patch and Bau

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Damn they want their education!!!!!!........Or just some quick cash.....

I know financial aid doesn't always help, and sometimes you don't make the grades for a scholarship, but why do these dudes feel like they need to rob a bank for tuition? Something ain't right...... These pencil snatching criminals should have went another route. Now they are facing up to 20 years in prison.
"The two men face up to 20 years in prison after police say they admitted robbing a suburban Cincinnati bank of $130,000 at gunpoint because, they claimed, they needed tuition money for college."(
I think $130,000 was a bit excessive. They just wanted a little more so they could hit up the on campus bookstore......... Hold on...These harden criminals have me in their world! These criminals are lying, they have no intention to pay tuition, and they know they just wanted to be fresh for Christmas......

Tom Brady gets a what!!???..... A bad daddy award?

They say Tom Brady is a bad baby daddy! WoW! Baby talk magazine gave Tom Brady a "Bad Daddy Award". They call his efforts half ass. That model Giselle must have his head gone! His Babies mother(Bridget Moynahan)must be hurt!


Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Jennifers's A**

Jennifer Love Hewitt was ridiculed on the Internet about her curves. She is here snapping on somebody about something with fiance Scottish actor Ross McCall! Go girl, defend your your donkey! There is nothing wrong with curves! And she is reportedly a size 2. I wonder what Don Imus thinks? Since he is now making a comeback..........And Knows all about Hoes..........


Remember the guy that Lindsay met at rehab and was dating (Riley Giles)? Well they reportedly broke up over the Thanksgiving holiday when Lindsay decided to spend the holidays with her family in NYC and brought him along. Sources say that he ditched her every night to party while in NYC. Didn't he have a girlfriend when they met at rehab? Learn from Britteny Boo.... You should have left him where you met him!.............

P.S. Lindsay's family wasn't too fond of the Rehab love.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Freedom is Coming!!! In 8 months or so....

A black teenager may get out of a juvenile facility in about eight months after a deal was struck Monday with prosecutors in the beating of a white classmate that sparked a major civil rights demonstration amid cries that his treatment was unduly harsh.

Mychal Bell, now 17, originally was charged as an adult with attempted murder in the beating of Justin Barker in December 2006. That charge was reduced before a jury convicted him in June of aggravated second-degree battery. In September, that verdict was thrown out by an appeals court that said Bell should be tried as a juvenile.

Under the deal, Bell pleaded guilty to a juvenile charge of second-degree battery in return for an 18-month sentence with credit for the 10 months he already has served.(

Yeah..This is good news...But Damn, did it have to take all this...Get your tennis shoes out! You never know when there's another unjustice!

Patch and Bau

Lindsay and Fiddy???......

Lindsay Lohan wants to snag Fifty Cent to get on her new "album"..... right....... Lets see what the Vitamin Water guy and Lindsay will come up with. It's so easy even a cave man can do it!!!.......... I Guess.......

Tell falldeuces what you think......

No Charge....

I don't understand why the St. Charles County prosecutor decided not to charge a grown ass woman who 'assisted in a suicide' of a young 13 year old girl by pretending to be a boy interest on myspace!!!

She should get charged for NOT HAVING A LIFE!!

Read on..

The parents of 13-year-old Megan Meier of Dardenne Prairie, who hung herself last year, said her suicide was the result of harassment after she created a profile on the MySpace social networking site.

They have said an adult neighbor fabricated a teenage boy online who pretended to be interested in Megan before he began bullying her. The mother is quoted in a police report as saying that she and an 18-year-old employee created the boy's account.

County Prosecutor Jack Banas, announcing his decision at a news conference, said no charges could be applied under current law.

Banas said the fake MySpace page was not created by the mother of one of Megan's friends, as has been reported. He said the page was created by an 18-year-old employee of that mother, though the mother knew about the page.(


Look, this is crazy!! And tell me again...How did that Jena prosecutor get an 'Attempted Murder' charge for a school yard brawl????

And this prosecutor Banas can't even find a misdemeanor for this lady!!!

What's up with that...

Patch and Bau

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Evel Knievel dies.....(1938-2007)

"Evel Knievel died Dec.1, 2007. There will have to be a nominal cause recorded on the death certificate of Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel, who died on Friday aged 69". He was definitely banged up going thru......diabetes, pulmonary fibrosis, two strokes, hepatitis C, a hip replacement, arthritis, liver transplant, 38 formerly shattered bones, including a seven-times-broken back, twice-crushed pelvis and frequently fractured legs, plus several comas, one lasting 29 days.

R.I.P Evel Knievel

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Old News but Good News..

Who would have guessed a Black Man did it...

Kenneth Anthony Wilson, 43, was arrested and charged with a felony second-degree charge of criminal damage to property ( Tupac Shakur's statue in Atlanta) and was being held at jail in DeKalb County jail on a $1,500 bond, reports the paper.

What a shame...DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

The Greatest Rapper to ever live...R.I.P

Patch and Bau

Oldie But Goody!

These Punks so 'bout it bout it'!!

Memphis Police have charged three men who they say went to a McDonald's restaurant on South Mendenhall and Winchester, dressed as women, and started a fight with employees.

Danny Mitchell and Lynn Gillespie are charged with aggravated assault. A third man, Dacorian Greer is charged with vandalism over $500.

A restaurant employee says he was working in the drive-thru window and there was an argument there. He says when he ignored them men tapping on the window, they came inside and started a fight.

One of the men is accused of hitting the manager in the head with a tire iron. Police say the manager swung back, and the men kicked off their stiletto boots, pulled off earrings and jackets in preparation for a fight.

The manager was taken to the hospital after being hit with a "wet floor" sign. Another employee was treated for scratches.

Investigators say before the men drove off, they smashed the drive-thru window.

Police say they are using surveillance video to investigate.(

Look..Don't be afraid to run from an Angry Punk!!

Patch and Bau

Well Well Well....

There has been a break in the Sean Taylor case..
Read On..

Eric Rivera Jr., 17; Venjah K. Hunte, 20; and Charles Kendrick Lee Wardlow, 18, each faces charges of felony first-degree murder, burglary with a firearm and home invasion robbery while armed, according to court documents.

The charge of felony first-degree murder can be applied if someone is killed, even accidentally, during certain violent felony crimes.

Rivera appeared in a courtroom in Fort Myers, Florida, while Hunte and Wardlow appeared via video phone from jail.

A fourth suspect, Jason Scott Mitchell, 19, was processed too late to appear in court, officials said. He is to be in court Sunday, and he faces the same charges as the other three.

Taylor, 24, a safety for the Washington Redskins, died Tuesday, a day after he was shot during an apparent burglary at his Miami home.(

These kids need to learn the values of hard work!! Why steal from someone because you are to afraid to achieve...

Thank God it wasn't another Episode of Snapped...

Patch and Bau

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Donda West's Obituary....

Kayne West's mother Donda West was laid to rest November 20, 2007. Her obituary is a lasting reminder of her life...

But this disturbed me....

For all the people who want to be signed that bad...They should all be slapped!!
Why would anyone want to slip Kayne a demo of their 'hot sixteen bars' while he is grieving at his mothers funeral? Give me a damn break!

We need to remember that celebrities are people too...Would you like someone to hand you a past due bill at yo Mommas Funeral?(same diffrence!)

Yeah I don't think so...

Patch and Bau

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

GoodBye Sean.... R.I.P.

NFL star Sean Taylor died after being shot by an intruder in his Miami home on Monday. Although doctors felt a hint of hope when he squeezed a nurses hand, he died on Tuesday.

I know you saw this story on every news channel. This loss of a young life is a tragedy. But I would love to know who did it?? This isn't a routine robbery; why would some thugs brake into a football players home and not take anything...Or did they? Better yet, who comes into someones home and just kills one person...What about the witnesses?

Well, Well....Could this be a future episode of 'Snapped'... I hope not!

We wish the family all the peace and comfort in their time of tragedy...

Did Drew kill Stacy??

This is not something that surprises me...Unfortunately this story is playing out just like the last time( remember Laci Peterson)..Stacy Peterson, 23 has been missing since Oct. 28.
Read on..
Drew Peterson, 53, a sergeant at the local police department, may have played a role in his wife's disappearance.

"She told me Friday night, 'If anything happens to me, I fear for my life,'" said Cales, who described her sister's marriage as abusive and said Stacey was considering divorce.

Cales said she filed a missing person's report as soon as she realized her sister wasn't returning her calls. (

Well, this story is nothing less than painful. I guess getting a divorce for Drew was out of the question! Stacy's husband Drew has been married 3 times already and one of his wives died suspiciously....Really... I do feel in my gut that this will not turn out very well. But we are praying for the family....

You don't want to know what I think.. Aint nothing good coming out of Drew Peterson.....

Patch and Bau

Monday, November 19, 2007

Living the life......Or not

A lot of people think when a person marries a rapper, celeb etc. and inherits the benefits of "the life" that it is better than "living normal", for example being able to drive the Range Rovers, and Bentley's.......... Shopping on 5th ave, or at Bal Harbour shops, and hanging with the "rappers/celebs wives club". But that is not always the case....... Some people prefer to have love over material things (who does that?)........ But that is how some people feel e.g. Irv Gotti's wife. He is about his cash and that's that....... He is living the life of fast cars, hoes, and money. And it seems that he doesn't have the urge to do the family thing. His wife seems so hurt over their split and how their relationship is now...and she also seems like a cool chick. Honey, you deserve more.

Who Will Win the Fight?

No matter what people think.... Boxing is still alive! Floyd Mayweather Jr and Ricky Hatton will regererate the spirit of boxing fans.

The last fight between Floyd Mayweather and Oscar De La Hoya was indeed fixed and boxing fans were very disappointed. But trust me Maywether couldn't fix this fight if he wanted too...He will have to fight for his life in that ring on December 8, 2007..

Tell us what you think!!

Who will win?

Floyd Mayweather Jr or Ricky Hatton.....I am going for the dude that wins....

Patch and Bau

Sunday, November 18, 2007

De La Hoya....Not look like Boya!!!

This photo will indeed ruin Oscar De La Hoya's rep...How can his opponents be afraid of a man that wears a strippers work clothes!!

The women in the photo Milana Dravnel an exotic dancer claims she met De La Hoya at the gentlemens club; Scores on the West side in Manhattan. She was his mistress from January 2006 till this past May. Dravnel claims that the photos were taken in the Ritz Carlton hotel room in Philadelphia.

Read on..

Milana Dravnel, a 22-year-old native of Siberia, claims that she was pressured to recant the legitimacy of the photos by De La Hoya's attorney, Stephen Espinoza, during a September meeting when she signed a confidentiality agreement. In the document, she promised not to sell other photos and agreed that De La Hoya could recoup damages if she violated the agreement. Dravnel's attorney, Salvatore Strazzullo, argues that pressuring her to sign the agreement actually proves the validity of the photographs. "Why would he [Espinoza] have her sign a confidentiality agreement if the supposed pictures are not true?" he told ABC News.

Look, the man is obviously a little freaky...My question is why would you De La Hoya think he could trust anyone to take those photos??

What he needs to do is anonoymously join one of those online chat rooms...
'Boxers Who Hit Boys But Sometimes Dress Like Girls'....I think craigslist may have that...

Patch and Bau

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

She called her Buckwheat.......

Carla Dartez a Democrat who serves in the Louisiana legislature called a black supporter "Buckwheat" just days before the runoff election that will determine whether or not she returns to Baton Rouge. She was on the phone with a black woman who helped drive voters to the polls on Election Day. And before hanging up she said "Talk to you later Buckwheat". (Buckwheat was a character in The Little Rascals who has come to symbolize demeaning racial stereotypes.) Whats that about? Louisiana is definitely a place where they are not afraid to speak their mind............. What message are they sending to the rest of the world? That it is okay to throw around racial slurs? And not be sensitive to the struggle that blacks have gone through? And what if the black woman on the phone responded "O.K. white trash...Holla" ??????????????

Tell us what you think...................

Pautch and Bau

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Trigger Happy Cops (NYPD)

And Drum roll Please……………….. They killed another Black young man in NYC who was unarmed. They not only killed him, but shot the boy 20 times… All he had was a hairbrush! And he happens to be black. Coincidence??????? Nope it happens all too often. Read on………….. And you tell us.

NEW YORK (AFP) New York police shot and killed an 18-year-old youth armed with only a hairbrush, US media reported Tuesday. Khiel Coppin was shot late Monday after a violent confrontation with his mother, who had called police for help, according to The New York Times. While she was on the phone, Coppin screamed that he had a gun and was going to kill her, the paper said. When police arrived, Coppin had jumped out of a ground-floor window with something in his hand and was shot by officers on the street. Shot some 20 times, Coppin was handcuffed on the ground before being taken to a hospital where he died a short time later, television channel New York One reported. When the shooting stopped, police found that instead of a gun, Coppin was only holding a hairbrush. Two witnesses told the Times that one police officer shouted in vain at his colleagues to stop shooting.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Somebodies Baby is Coming Home...!!...

According to the L.A. Times, a proposal is being reviewed by the U.S. Sentencing Commission that would shave an average of at least two years of the sentence of 19,500 federal prisoners. More than 2,500 of them who have already served long sentences would be eligible for release if the rule is implemented within a year of the ruling. The reason for this is the unfair laws that are placed on crack cocaine dealers and users, versus powder cocaine cases. Get this.. 80% of those sentenced on federal crack cocaine charges every year are African Americans...The reason for the tough crack laws are due the crime that it causes and its highly addictive nature.

Really this story made me think...Why?? Would you the government 'throw away the key' on the crack dealers? Is it just an easy way to deal with the problems in the streets? The government thinks that this is the best way to deal with the problems in the inner city. I have an idea put better education in the inner city and more opportunities so that people don't turn to drug abuse and selling drugs. All they need is more options.

If some people had more to chose from they wouldn't always choose the bad....We need more good.

Oh, yeah....Keep yah eye out for the new artist coming out on Cook Crack Records :)

Patch and Bau

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Our Condolence Goes Out to Kayne West and his Family..

We are sorry to say that Kayne West mother, Dr. Donda West passed away. Kayne heard the news in London and is currently returning to the US.

This news tugs at our hearts. FallDeuces has always amired people who beat the odds and achieved their goals. Kayne and his mother are a great example of people beating the odds and Getting Out 'Their Dreams...

Patch and Bau

Friday, November 9, 2007

Maybe You Can Turn A Hoe Into A Housewife.....Maybe Not!!!

You tell me.... Karrine 'SuperHead' Steffans will be marrying Eddie Winslow.....You know Darius McCray, Steve Urkels bud....Yeah,him!
But let me ask you this, why do we know her anyway?? And what did she do again? What is the world coming too, when women like 'SuperHead' can become popular by being a being a hoe....Well, I guess I might as well....

Were's the applictaion?

Patch and Bau

Thursday, November 8, 2007


Really, on a serious note....This is an example of years of not loving yourself and being influenced by the people around you...

How ironic 'Ivory', I mean Micheal, Speaks about his views in the December issue of Ebony magazine.

Micheal used his earnings and turned his self into an albino....

Go figure..

Patch and Ba

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Why does everybody wanna be a gangster?

These "rappers" just can't let go of the whole gangster thing. For instance Jay-Z is worth somewhere in the hundred millions and he still talks about selling blow and being a gangster. We all know this man is dying to be in the corporate world as well. Why? This dude needs to pick a damn profession and stop sending these vulnerable consumers mixed messages. Drug Dealer or Business man? Pick one.....Cause you gettin old and this ish is gettin played. As for you Jim..... I don't know....Just wear looser jeans and bigger tees! Jim has been lookin way too cute of late. If dealin was such a great "profession" why didn't they just do it and become like Frank Lucas? It's a catch 22..... Don't get me wrong...I respect the grind and a brothas hustle.... But if its such a rewarding occupation, why are they rapping? Yo, Stop Roll Playin!!!!


Monday, November 5, 2007

Preggo or Not?

J-lo looks pregnant acts pregnant, and dresses pregnant. Why is she still denying it? Dont do us like that! WE ALREADY KNOW !!!!!!! And we love it!

America Loves American Gangsta!!

Yes, it's true....America came out to see the movie 'American Gangsta' over the weekend, the movie made over $46 million. The 'Bee Movie' came in second with, over $39 million. After six weeks of declining revenues overall business rose.(

On a side note, what is the new obsession with 'dope dealers'. Could it really be rap music???? Has hip hop gotten into peoples mind?

Well, ask yourself, selling drugs has been an old past time, turned new occupation for many....What's up with that??