Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Happy Holidays From FALLDEUCES!!!!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Let's talk about Kelz

R. Kelly walks into the Cook County Criminal Courts Building in Chicago on Thursday morning. He was threatened with arrest after missing his court date yesterday. (Tribune photo by Chuck Berman / December 20, 2007)
Mr. Robert Kelly A.K.A. R. Kelly has been dodging the judge. His tour bus was allegedly pulled over by Utah State Troopers for speeding. That is what caused him from not attending Wednesdays hearing in Chicago. He is really going around this one. He better not be guilty!!!!... I saw the sex tape and it looks like him. The way I see it a child pornographer is a child pornographer and I am fully against violating the kids! Yo.... Kelz if you have a problem and can't restrain yourself from touching the kids.....Get help. Its not funny and it's not right. I don't give a damn how many hits you have made.


Monday, December 17, 2007

Ladies in Free ALLNIGHT!!!!

For real, I know that the spirit of Jealously can hit anyone but really...'Don't be hatin on the hunnies'.
Read On

Roy Den Hollander has sued clubs including Lotus and the China Club in NYC, saying he was discriminated against by ladies' nights, which offer women free or discounted admission and drinks.

Deborah Swindells Donovan, a lawyer for Lotus, called the lawsuit frivolous in papers filed Friday in U.S. District Court.

She wrote that if his "ill-conceived theory is applied to restaurants, then 'early bird' specials for the elderly or promotions allowing children to eat free would be discriminatory on the basis of age."

Vanessa R. Elliott, a lawyer representing the club AER Lounge, said in court papers Friday that nightclubs recognize that men might not want to visit the clubs if they fail to attract enough women.

"Under this theory, male customers may actually benefit from ladies' nights in other ways and be encouraged to attend the club on those nights," she wrote.(

This is crazy!!

For the men that are suing or getting ready to call one of those 'ambulance chasers' don't waste your time!!

Get a life, and remember if you do love the ladies you should be glad that you don't have to pay for them to get in! Or better yet, you didn't have to buy them a 'drank'....But for those that don't really think that the girl in free thing is cool, then go to another club..( maybe the Cuma Cuma Cuma Chameleon)

Patch and Bau

Sunday, December 16, 2007


I must say, I was drawn to all the commercials and went to see 'I am Legend'. The movie was really good....Not to give it away, but Will Smith is all alone in NYC and he is giving you all he's got....(something for the ladies too :0)

The movie made me think..What if I had to be in the world all alone? Would I want to live? What would be the real reason for living?
Tell me what you think!

Patch and Bau

Friday, December 14, 2007

The Face of a Snitch!

The man who provided prosecutors most of the information that led to Michael Vick's downfall was sentenced to two months in prison Friday for his role in the NFL star's dogfighting ring.

I am not saying dogfighting is right, but damn you didn't have to be a tattle tale man!

I am saying this because if it wasn't Micheal Vick's dogfighting 'Parlor', he probably would't have said anything. But here it comes.....You Suck!

Patch and Bau

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Reality T.V.

Really, this sh@# sucks! I know that 'Reality T.V.' has to have something interesting but how do you like that 'over acting natural'? It's worse than watching the worst movie you ever saw...

How do you feel?

Patch and Bau

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Not Ike!!!

Ike Turner, the musician, bandleader, talent scout and record producer best known for his work with former wife Tina Turner, died at his home on Wednesday (December 12), according to The Associated Press. He was 76.

Patch and Bau

Monday, December 10, 2007

Michael Vick is Unfairly Sentenced........

Michael Vick has been sentenced to 23 months in Prison for his role in a Dogfighting Conspiracy. That is Bull #$%!. There are real criminals walking these streets that get less time! Could this be a race issue? Why do black men always get the most sentencing and the worst hand? I am not saying he was right for dogfighting, but Damn!!!!!!! 23 months?????? There are black men being shot and killed on a regular basis for misunderstandings! Are those mistakes? Or is this a modern day Genocide?


Saturday, December 8, 2007

You Already Know!!!!

Floyd Mayweather Jr., left, knocks out Ricky Hatton, of Great Britain, in the 10th round of their WBC welterweight boxing title fight at the MGM Grand hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007.

They were there too...

Patch and Bau

Thursday, December 6, 2007


People who knew Hawkins say he was an "introverted troubled young man."

Though the first widely released picture of the gunman shows a mop-topped teen, Wednesday, he wore a military-style haircut and black outfit, witnesses said.

This is the guy that went into a Omaha Mall and killed 9 people...

My only question is why???

The weapon that was used was an AK-47 assault weapon. We believe that Hawkins obtained the firearm from his stepfather. We believe that Robert Hawkins stole the firearm. It had been stored at his father's," Warren said. Authorities are not yet sure whether the weapon was legally owned.

The shooting had concluded by the time officers arrived on the scene, Warren said.

The Westroads mall was closed today.(

Patch and Bau

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Damn they want their education!!!!!!........Or just some quick cash.....

I know financial aid doesn't always help, and sometimes you don't make the grades for a scholarship, but why do these dudes feel like they need to rob a bank for tuition? Something ain't right...... These pencil snatching criminals should have went another route. Now they are facing up to 20 years in prison.
"The two men face up to 20 years in prison after police say they admitted robbing a suburban Cincinnati bank of $130,000 at gunpoint because, they claimed, they needed tuition money for college."(
I think $130,000 was a bit excessive. They just wanted a little more so they could hit up the on campus bookstore......... Hold on...These harden criminals have me in their world! These criminals are lying, they have no intention to pay tuition, and they know they just wanted to be fresh for Christmas......

Tom Brady gets a what!!???..... A bad daddy award?

They say Tom Brady is a bad baby daddy! WoW! Baby talk magazine gave Tom Brady a "Bad Daddy Award". They call his efforts half ass. That model Giselle must have his head gone! His Babies mother(Bridget Moynahan)must be hurt!


Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Jennifers's A**

Jennifer Love Hewitt was ridiculed on the Internet about her curves. She is here snapping on somebody about something with fiance Scottish actor Ross McCall! Go girl, defend your your donkey! There is nothing wrong with curves! And she is reportedly a size 2. I wonder what Don Imus thinks? Since he is now making a comeback..........And Knows all about Hoes..........


Remember the guy that Lindsay met at rehab and was dating (Riley Giles)? Well they reportedly broke up over the Thanksgiving holiday when Lindsay decided to spend the holidays with her family in NYC and brought him along. Sources say that he ditched her every night to party while in NYC. Didn't he have a girlfriend when they met at rehab? Learn from Britteny Boo.... You should have left him where you met him!.............

P.S. Lindsay's family wasn't too fond of the Rehab love.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Freedom is Coming!!! In 8 months or so....

A black teenager may get out of a juvenile facility in about eight months after a deal was struck Monday with prosecutors in the beating of a white classmate that sparked a major civil rights demonstration amid cries that his treatment was unduly harsh.

Mychal Bell, now 17, originally was charged as an adult with attempted murder in the beating of Justin Barker in December 2006. That charge was reduced before a jury convicted him in June of aggravated second-degree battery. In September, that verdict was thrown out by an appeals court that said Bell should be tried as a juvenile.

Under the deal, Bell pleaded guilty to a juvenile charge of second-degree battery in return for an 18-month sentence with credit for the 10 months he already has served.(

Yeah..This is good news...But Damn, did it have to take all this...Get your tennis shoes out! You never know when there's another unjustice!

Patch and Bau

Lindsay and Fiddy???......

Lindsay Lohan wants to snag Fifty Cent to get on her new "album"..... right....... Lets see what the Vitamin Water guy and Lindsay will come up with. It's so easy even a cave man can do it!!!.......... I Guess.......

Tell falldeuces what you think......

No Charge....

I don't understand why the St. Charles County prosecutor decided not to charge a grown ass woman who 'assisted in a suicide' of a young 13 year old girl by pretending to be a boy interest on myspace!!!

She should get charged for NOT HAVING A LIFE!!

Read on..

The parents of 13-year-old Megan Meier of Dardenne Prairie, who hung herself last year, said her suicide was the result of harassment after she created a profile on the MySpace social networking site.

They have said an adult neighbor fabricated a teenage boy online who pretended to be interested in Megan before he began bullying her. The mother is quoted in a police report as saying that she and an 18-year-old employee created the boy's account.

County Prosecutor Jack Banas, announcing his decision at a news conference, said no charges could be applied under current law.

Banas said the fake MySpace page was not created by the mother of one of Megan's friends, as has been reported. He said the page was created by an 18-year-old employee of that mother, though the mother knew about the page.(


Look, this is crazy!! And tell me again...How did that Jena prosecutor get an 'Attempted Murder' charge for a school yard brawl????

And this prosecutor Banas can't even find a misdemeanor for this lady!!!

What's up with that...

Patch and Bau

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Evel Knievel dies.....(1938-2007)

"Evel Knievel died Dec.1, 2007. There will have to be a nominal cause recorded on the death certificate of Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel, who died on Friday aged 69". He was definitely banged up going thru......diabetes, pulmonary fibrosis, two strokes, hepatitis C, a hip replacement, arthritis, liver transplant, 38 formerly shattered bones, including a seven-times-broken back, twice-crushed pelvis and frequently fractured legs, plus several comas, one lasting 29 days.

R.I.P Evel Knievel

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Old News but Good News..

Who would have guessed a Black Man did it...

Kenneth Anthony Wilson, 43, was arrested and charged with a felony second-degree charge of criminal damage to property ( Tupac Shakur's statue in Atlanta) and was being held at jail in DeKalb County jail on a $1,500 bond, reports the paper.

What a shame...DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

The Greatest Rapper to ever live...R.I.P

Patch and Bau

Oldie But Goody!

These Punks so 'bout it bout it'!!

Memphis Police have charged three men who they say went to a McDonald's restaurant on South Mendenhall and Winchester, dressed as women, and started a fight with employees.

Danny Mitchell and Lynn Gillespie are charged with aggravated assault. A third man, Dacorian Greer is charged with vandalism over $500.

A restaurant employee says he was working in the drive-thru window and there was an argument there. He says when he ignored them men tapping on the window, they came inside and started a fight.

One of the men is accused of hitting the manager in the head with a tire iron. Police say the manager swung back, and the men kicked off their stiletto boots, pulled off earrings and jackets in preparation for a fight.

The manager was taken to the hospital after being hit with a "wet floor" sign. Another employee was treated for scratches.

Investigators say before the men drove off, they smashed the drive-thru window.

Police say they are using surveillance video to investigate.(

Look..Don't be afraid to run from an Angry Punk!!

Patch and Bau

Well Well Well....

There has been a break in the Sean Taylor case..
Read On..

Eric Rivera Jr., 17; Venjah K. Hunte, 20; and Charles Kendrick Lee Wardlow, 18, each faces charges of felony first-degree murder, burglary with a firearm and home invasion robbery while armed, according to court documents.

The charge of felony first-degree murder can be applied if someone is killed, even accidentally, during certain violent felony crimes.

Rivera appeared in a courtroom in Fort Myers, Florida, while Hunte and Wardlow appeared via video phone from jail.

A fourth suspect, Jason Scott Mitchell, 19, was processed too late to appear in court, officials said. He is to be in court Sunday, and he faces the same charges as the other three.

Taylor, 24, a safety for the Washington Redskins, died Tuesday, a day after he was shot during an apparent burglary at his Miami home.(

These kids need to learn the values of hard work!! Why steal from someone because you are to afraid to achieve...

Thank God it wasn't another Episode of Snapped...

Patch and Bau